Craft Beer Names: Funny, Memorable and Creative. By The Way, Have You Tried The “Smooth Hoperator” Yet?

•December 1, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Craft brewers are half creative souls, half scientists, and we enjoy seeking out and then tasting the fruits of their labor.  Their creative side doesn’t always end with the beer recipe though.  Craft beers are often given some of the most hilarious, out in left field, oddball names you might imagine. Maybe it comes from craft beer playing the “underdog” role in the overall beer industry, and as such, bold and brazen names without the safety of a generic, mass appeal type of character are an expression of their independence, if not fully expected as well.  At the least, names such as “Hoptimus Prime” make for a beer that you’ll definitely remember, and at the most, celebrates the originality of the beer with an original sounding name.  They help create some buzz and an overall character around the beer, such as Stone Brewing’s “Arrogant Bastard Ale”, and there’s also that instant, catchy, “coolness” factor as well.  Nothing like leaning over the bar and asking the bartender “Ah, I have another Dead Guy?”  Even for non beer drinkers, these names can be pretty entertaining – and since most craft beer websites and blogs have already done a Top 10 Beer Name Favorites List, I thought mine was long overdue.  I’m going to try to break mine down into categories too…. Enjoy!

Beer Names That Speak To The Human Condition:

10. Oskar Blues Brewery’s “Mama’s Little Yella Pils” (A very tasty Pils-ner, obviously, and a good beer to have after the worst of days.)

9.  Buffalo Bill’s “Alimony Ale” (At one time, marketed as the most bitter ale on the market, of course.)

Movie References:

8.  New England Brewing Company’s “Imperial Stout Trooper” (When is combining beer and Star Wars references ever a bad idea? Unfortunately, this one looks to be possibly retired.)

7.  Dogfish Head’s “Goser The Goserian” (Yes, for all of you, like myself, who are children of the 80’s.  Just make sure you don’t cross the streams!)

Possible States Of Mind After Too Many Beers:

6.  Boulder Beer’s “Hazed & Infused”

5.  Weyerbacher Brewing’s “Blithering Idiot” (Haven’t we all been there at one time or another?)

Perhaps The Best Actual Beer Descriptions Ever:

4.  Harviestoun Brewery’s “Old Engine Oil” (No letting the name fool you into not trying it; rated “World Class” English Porter on BeerAdvocate.com)

3.  Foothill Brewing’s “Sexual Chocolate” (The thought “I’ve GOT to HAVE this beer just popped into your head, didn’t it.  You should too.  Delicious.)

And the last two, which are simply on the list for their abilities to either make you remember them, make you laugh, or hopefully both.

2.  Rogue Brewing’s “Yellow Snow” (Does this one elicit any childhood memories? If they’re memories but not from your childhood, I really don’t want to know.)

And last but not least……

1.  BrewDog Brewing’s “Tactical Nuclear Penguin” (No matter how many times I say it, I still love this name.  And at 32% ABV, a name to be taken very seriously.)

Discovery Channel’s “Brew Masters”: A Look Inside Dogfish Head

•November 29, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Have you had a chance to check out “Brew Masters” on the Discovery Channel yet?  The new tv show follows Dogfish Head Brewery Founder Sam Calagione as he searches, sometimes world wide, for inspirations for Dogfish Head’s “Off Centered Ales”, as the brewery calls their beers.  Dogfish Head is known for using just about anything in their beer to create either original recipes, or to duplicate beer recipes from ancient civilizations.  There are also inside looks at the day to day workings at the brewery itself, for good or bad, such as when the brewery took a shot at creating a green beer for St. Patrick’s Day by using green algae.  Calagione laughingly admits that some of the taste testers likened the beer to “pond scum”.  Apparently, an upcoming show will also mention the recent loss of an entire batch of the brewery’s “120 Minute IPA”, a quite expensive beer to buy and surely an expensive one to produce.  (The brewery’s quality control team rejected the batch for what their website called “dislocated” flavors.)

So what of the good?  The episodes which have aired so far work well as documentaries for Calagione’s adventures (as well as the misadventures), and also can’t help to feel a bit ad-campaignish for Dogfish Head.  This is not necessarily a bad thing; DFH has made many fans and has a well deserved reputation for both their year round beers and also their inventive, slightly out in left field recipes, which the show centers around.  The first episode covered the collaboration between Sony Records and the brewery to produce a commemorative beer for the 40th anniversary of Miles Davis’ legendary Bitches’ Brew album.  The album was a landmark fusion of jazz and rock, and the theory behind the melding of the two music worlds for the album served as the inspiration Calagione used for the beer.  Dogfish Head Bitches’ Brew fused two beer worlds, in a manner of speaking, mixing a rich Imperial Stout with ingredients used in African Tej, a honey based beer popular in Ethiopia.

How will the show affect interest in craft beer, if it does at all?  I’ve read some internet bulletin board discussions in which workers at craft beer stores have had folks wander in looking for Bitches’ Brew or other Dogfish Head beers, admitting they had not really tasted anything other than big brewery beers previously.  But perhaps these are isolated incidents.  Who knows how much effect the show will have on a large scale or long term, but as those bulletin board discussions show, there are at least some folks taking notice.  Most likely, these are beer curious people who have wandered down the craft beer aisle before, not exactly sure what to try or taste.  If it causes just a few of these beer curious types to make the jump, the show has worked for the good of craft beer, I believe.  And even though Dogfish Head may be the first to see any boost in curiosity and sales, why not focus on them for the show?  Craft beer is, at its core, all about creating good, quality beer.  Dogfish Head does that, as fans of their 60 and 90 minute IPAs or their World Wide Stout will tell you.  Calagione also pushes the everyday beer envelope as well, as the Bitches’ Brew story will tell you.  It makes for interesting tv for anyone already into in craft beer, but perhaps will peak curiosity in those folks on the verge of trying craft beer – a result worthy of hoping for to say the least.

“Brew Masters” airing now on Monday nights, Discovery Channel, 10 PM.

Visit the Dogfish Head Website.

Road Trip! The Beer Road Goes To Heavy Seas Brewing.

•November 19, 2010 • Leave a Comment

This is definitely a good time to be craft beer curious.  Craft breweries producing well made, hand crafted beer are enjoying growing success, and are becoming easier to find as well – most grocery stores now have a dedicated section, and many restaurants are getting the hint as well, putting them in as either a bottle or draft selection.  For many, what at one time was a beverage choice made with a knee-jerk like reaction, with little thought, is now revealing itself as a flavorful, quality one worthy of appreciation.  Craft beer comes (and truly, has always come) in dozens of different styles, and within those, dizzying numbers of flavor interpretations as individual brewers work within and around those definitions.  These brewers work the passion they have for their craft into their product daily.  The truly lucky ones are those of us who are curious, or are becoming curious, for the good beers which they produce.  Bottom line, this is an exciting time for the craft beer industry.  I stopped by one source of all this excitement just recently – Heavy Seas Brewing, located near Baltimore, Maryland.

Not surprisingly, at the center of Heavy Seas is plenty of experience, in the form of founder Hugh Sisson.  In the late eighties, he helped lobby the Maryland General Assembly for legislation necessary to open brewpubs in the state.  Afterwards, he managed Sisson’s, a well established family restaurant and Maryland’s first brewpub.  He then moved on to establish Clipper City Brewing in 1994, recently rebranded as Heavy Seas.  The accolades for Hugh Sisson continue, but accomplishments listed on paper are not enough to do justice.  After meeting Sisson in person, and watching a very entertaining brewery tour (available on YouTube) given by Sisson earlier this year, it is his passion for the craft beer industry and a dedication to making flavorful beer that jumps out.  Example A of this came through in the few moments I talked with him last week.  Sisson, motioning enthusiastically with his arms and hands as the words began to flow, echoed what sales and growing popularity nationwide seems to show as he spoke of what he calls a “golden age” for well made beer – that the time for those who enjoy craft beer has simply never been better than it is today.  As craft brewers like Sisson enjoy this surge in appreciation and Heavy Seas’ own beers continue to pop up in stores and restaurants – a couple of locations here in Roanoke carry them on tap currently – Sisson must also be feeling sweet satisfaction as his desire for making good beer is becoming reality at Heavy Seas.

The Heavy Seas line-up of beers is currently built upon three different levels of complexity.  The first is their “Clipper Fleet”, a selection of lower ABV, more “drinkable” beers, such as their Summer Ale, Pale Ale, and Classic Lager.  The next two feature beers with greater complexity of flavor and the expected higher ABV levels.  The “Pyrate Fleet” beers come in six packs with growing availability.  Their “Loose Cannon” India Pale Ale is steadily and arguably becoming their flagship beer – this is the one available on tap here in Roanoke at Fork In The Alley and at 419 West.  The “Mutiny Fleet” beers are available in bomber style (22 oz.) bottles and are bottle conditioned (yeast added to the bottle for secondary fermentation, adding flavor and the ability to age quite well).

The day I visited Heavy Seas, the brewery was (thankfully) in the midst of brewing a limited release Anniversary Ale.  As I sipped on a taste of their delicious, rich, “Smoke On The Water” porter, and listened to Hugh Sisson describe this golden age of beer, he told me the Anniversary Ale was a way to thank the fans of Heavy Seas for fifteen years of continued and growing support.  While we walked back near the brewing equipment, I was occasionally hit with waves of wonderful, flowery, hop aromas slowly drifting through the air – there is nothing quite like a brewery for its’ glorious smells on a brewing day.  A couple of brewers, smiling somewhat mischievously – in that “oh yeah, we’ve got something good here” kind of way – were preparing the first batch of the Anniversary Ale to be filtered through their hopback (a vessel to strain beer through which is literally lined with hops, acting as both a filtering method and as a way to add additional hop flavor).  As Sisson went on speaking with obvious vigor for his craft, our tour guide poured me a taste of the Loose Cannon this time, reminding me that I really should taste it; although I had it before, it doesn’t get much fresher than drinking it from thirty yards away from where it was brewed, after all.  She noticed that I kept the last sip in my mouth for just a bit longer, moving it around some and savoring its citrusy flavor.  We shared one of those great moments of mutual, unspoken understanding  – my face telling her all she needed to know about what I was thinking – wow, now that was good.  I then thought how much I might enjoy tasting that Anniversary Ale, but how Sisson might have it wrong.  As I left the brewery that day, the ale designed to be a thanks for the fans sounded all well and good, but with the aromas and flavors from the brewery and Sisson’s words of passion still spinning around in my head, I’m not sure that the real thank you shouldn’t be squarely directed back at folks like those at Heavy Seas.

Visit the Heavy Seas Website.

Watch Part Two (Of Four) Of The Heavy Seas Brewery Tour Found On YouTube.

Wet Hopping: Overnight Flights, Fresh Hops, and Sean Connery. How Could This Not Be Sexy?

•November 2, 2010 • Comments Off on Wet Hopping: Overnight Flights, Fresh Hops, and Sean Connery. How Could This Not Be Sexy?

HopsEver heard of “wet hopped” beer?  First, yes – it is as sexy as it might sound.  But what exactly is it?  A relatively new term to brewing, and at first, one that seems like it could be a bit contradictory.  A bit like saying, would you like one of those new ‘dry’ beers?  The definition lies in when and how hops are added to the beer being produced.  Here in the United States, hops are generally harvested somewhere between August and September.  After harvesting, hops are generally dried, and in most cases, turned into pellets for use throughout the rest of the year.  Both the drying and the pelletizing extends the shelf life of the hops, makes them easier to transport, and concentrates the oils within the hops, making it easier to get more flavor out of them.  But it is becoming more and more commonplace for some breweries to produce a beer each harvest season by using freshly picked hops without drying them, and immediately putting the fresh, and therefore called “wet” (as in not dry) hops directly into the beer being produced.  Some breweries which do not have their own hop fields will even fly fresh hops overnight, directly from growing regions in the country to the brewery, to use them the next day.  Exciting stuff, right?

But apart from being exciting, and in my opinion, yes, sexy, that a brewery is willing to ship ingredients overnight from a hop growing region half way across the country to their location, to immediately use them in a beer, what are the possible flavors or differences?  It lies, of course, in the fact the hops aren’t dried first.  The same can be said for spices that you might use in a dish.  Ever been planning a fabulous dinner, read your recipe, which called for a couple of different spices, and wondered if you should use fresh or dried?  If you cook much, you probably know the difference.  As with hops, dried spices basically pack more of a punch – due to the drying, they are a good bit more concentrated.  Fresh spices, on the other hand, are less intense pound for pound, but can exhibit a slightly different flavor.  Due to the difference in intensity, of course, less is needed with dried spices for your lasagna, or hops in a brewer’s beer.  Both have their advantages.  It’s not necessarily “better” one way or another; each has a slightly different set of flavor characteristics, and with hops, it gives the brewer a different kind of “palette” to work from, of sorts, when creating a beer.

Specifically, wet hopped beers are often said to have a “grassy” flavor, but this only scratches the surface.  The key is that using the hops as close to the time they’re picked as possible is simply another way for creative brewers to explore the possibilities of one of beer’s vital and most misunderstood ingredients:  the hops themselves.  Now, this is the part of the story, that if you’re truly beer curious, not to take lightly.  That’s because craft brewers are constantly proving that hops have much greater potential than simply to be beer’s famous bittering agent, and to balance out a beer’s malty sweetness.  To take hops that lightly is an unfair overstatement of all they’re capable of, and results in one of beer’s biggest myths.  You know the one.   If you need a refresher, offer your friend who doesn’t ever drink anything other than mainstream, light colored, megabrewery beer something slightly different, and tell them it may have even the slightest hop character.  Now stand back and repeat after your friend: “I don’t care for hoppy beers, they’re just too bitter”.  The real truth is that there is a library of flavor possibilities which hops impart to beer, including those tasting of citrus, pine, herbal, earthy, peppery spice, and more, and individual hop varieties have further flavor differences.  Wet hopping is yet another way for brewers to put hops to use, and extract an even different flavor profile for their beer.  Again, don’t think necessarily better, just think different, as if with these beers, brewers develop a slightly different shade of a color you already know.

So with harvest season coming to a close, this year’s wet hopped beers are now making it into stores.  If your curiosity is up for finding them, and I highly recommend you should for the experience of tasting one, remember, it’s a small window of opportunity.  The overall number of these beers, and the volume with which each one is produced is simply not very high.  An easy way to find these beers is sometimes to look for the term “Harvest” in the name or on the label, as in Sierra Nevada’s Northern Hemisphere Harvest Ale.  Personally, I tasted my first of the year a couple weeks ago – Terrapin Brewery’s (GA) “So Fresh, So Green, Green” ale.  The most eye opening aspect of the beer was its myth-busting power – it has bunches of hop flavor, but the bitterness was quite low, and what was featured first and foremost was simply the various clean, fresh tastes that hops can provide a beer.  The beer revolved calmly around swirling tastes of fresh grassiness or leafiness, slight grapefruit like citrus, and even slighter pine, before coming back to a clean and quick finish.  The beer also had a nice, unobtrusive malt sweetness that ran well underneath all else, and all in all, it simply was one clean, fresh tasting beer.  I remember tasting it on a beautiful, calm, sunny, early fall day, and it seemed to match the weather perfectly.

So, considering that Terrapin shipped fresh hops from Washington state overnight so I could enjoy this beer on such a sweet, gorgeous day, not only did I end up enjoying a darn good example of a wet hopped beer, but all in all, it was an experience that you have to admit sounds just a bit, well, sexy….right?  Sure, maybe not in a Sean Connery or Julia Roberts sort of way, no.  And chances are, wet hopped beers will not be the featured item in a mass advertising campaign, showing up in the hands of swimsuit models anytime soon, but they don’t need to be.  They’re just good – a bit exciting – and in a way, celebrates hop harvest season as one of beer’s most vital ingredients.  Perhaps when a good beer pairs so well with a perfect day, that’s close enough to being sexy as it needs to be.